asap-rock-lee:

venusaur used to be high as fuck in the middle of battle.
I seriously love PWPs because like
  • Normal villager: An arch made of greenery and roses would be so pretty in our town!
  • Peppy villager: aaaa lets have a biiiig heart w/ lots of cute lights & ppl could hold hands by it~~~~~ uwu i luv u <3 <3 <3
  • Lazy villager: idk balloons????? yeee
  • Smug villager: ah yes. our town is in dire need of an artist's touch. imagine- a massive boot. yes, it should be in the middle of town. it's a metaphor, you see
  • Snooty villager: Our own Eiffel Tower. All the great cities have one. But ours? Bright. Red. Are you taking notes? See if you can put my face on it somewhere.
  • Jock villager: WHAT DO YOU MEAN A TRAFFIC LIGHT ISNT NECESSARY
  • Cranky villager: im serious mr. mayor, there's oil under this town. i dreamed it was true WE NEED TO START DIGGING
  • Uchi villager: UUUHHHH LOG. FUCKIN LOG JUST PUT A LOG DOWN HERE. IDGAF DONT TALK TO ME
jewleef:

croa-kay

commanderabutt:

fagsindubai:

Friendly reminder  ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ) that if you don’t sleep with someone for the sole reason that they’re HIV positive then you ARE being discriminatory towards a human being with a disease and you’re scum of the earth 。◕‿◕。 It’s basically as bad as saying you couldn’t love somebody with cancer. Respect people’s feelings. (◕‿◕✿)

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you can’t catch cancer you fucking asshole

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mcrsquad:

Around 1 AM I turn into Nuka that psychotic lion from The Lion King II

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the-benaissance-man:

agentcarolinainthemorning:

waluigiology:

i just figured out the perfect murder

kill someone and bury them in their own garden

that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide

#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them

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vesley:

I sincerely hope Blue Ivy’s bedtime stories begin with Beyonce upon a time

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my-neighbor-is-a-cat:

damn Lloid, youre right.

lanadelreycist:

When you get called on to present in classimage

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